Infernal greetings! Those of us here at Satan Central home office wanted to take a quick minute to apologies for the recent delay in orders being processed, packaged, and shipped. All of us here came down sick June 1st and were effectively out of the game by the 3rd. The virus took about three weeks to kick completely. By Satan's grace, we have overcome! So if you're waiting for an order from early this month, possibly even late-late May, know it's not lost in the shuffle! On a completely side note, we have a birthday today! Our webmaster, and my best friend in this great indulgence we call life, Mr. Eric Peterson, turns 45! 45 years of life! What a celebration to behold! Without his friendship and council, creative design and due diligence, things would not be the way they are here today, on so many levels. So may all the Gods of the Pit smile upon him this day. We love you, Eric! Happy birthday, my friend. Hail Satan!         ~William Harder, Curious Enterprises proprietor and administrator, June 23rd, 2018

Seductive satanic witches and demon invoking warlocks, blasphemous fiends and LaVeyan Satanist... WELCOME TO SATAN CENTRAL! Whether you're just dabbling in the Black Arts or have sealed your soul to eternal damnation, we at Satan Central are here for your occult needs. All of our merchandise is meticulous in both design and creation, to the standards of Master, Lord Satan himself! Order processing is lightning fast with discreet packaging and exceeding your darkest expectations is our mission. Enjoy your visit, we look forward to serving you!

Ave Satanas! 

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